Top Picks for 03.31.2010: Internet Math and Crappy Birthdays
Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
03.31.2010Internet Math:
10 Crappiest Birthdays on
The Creepiest Children's Books Ever:
10 more animated gifs to help you through your days:
10 Crazy Facts About Breast Implants:
6 Degrees From The Clash to Clash of the Titans:
Gary Busey directs Gary Busey:
Chewbacca is just a regular wookiee like the rest of the people living in Vermont:
This is why we love Dave Grohl:
The Hottest Women of Wrestlemania 26:
Bees are mysteriously disappearing. Our guess: Someone is building an army:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Superheroes and supervillians that don't have any powers. Wait, what?
Submitted by Silent Sam in the Mirth Canal.
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03.29.2010
14 old school ads that make us question our grandparents:
Stormtroopers are badass:
The little Chatroulette Bastard:
submitted by PJ.
10 Sexy Athletes That Could Be the Next Bond Girl:
The Most Ridiculous "Very Special" Sitcom Episodes Of All Time:
The 10 Craziest Public Access Shows In America:
6 Most Racist Casting Decisions in Film History:
These photos of the drunk and disorderly prove folks were more enlightened back then, given they had a separate category for mustaches:
Thanks to Ralf Bakr in the Mirth Canal.
The Sims Expansion Packs Get a Little Too Realistic:
7 Rules to a Successful Road Trip:
25 Awesome Moon Bounces:
The 50 Greatest Celebrity O Faces of All Time:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Bone up on your unofficial holidays and have an excuse to skip work.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.
03.26.2010
This is the most badass alphabet on the planet:
The 9 Most Awesomely Lame After School Specials:
10 awesome gifs to kickstart the weekend:
A failing attempt to impress the professor:
Turns out human beings and video games have something in common:
The Sexy 16: The Hottest Athlete Bracket:
8 Coolest Ways to Time Travel:
Check out when AS will be hosting a block party in your neck of the woods:
Six NES Games That Need to Be Remade NOW:
Is the next Photoshop going to totally rule?:
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.
Are you living in Bigdicksville? Results from this survey will let you know:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The small penis rule is a real thing.
Submitted by RocketRobinhood in the Mirth Canal.
03.24.2010
10 more reasons the U.S. is loaded with fatties:
Is this cake inappropriate? Or is it the greatest ever?:
Nintendo's going 3D. Fuck yes:
7 Rejected Berenstain Bears Titles:
The Most WTF Billboards Of All Time:
Erin Andrews On Dancing With The Stars: Her Hottest Dresses:
The Movie Maven gives us a recap of SXSW:
11 Old School WWF Wrestlers With the Worst Side Jobs:
ATHF's Carl weighs in on March Madness:
This is why oranges are the best fruit ever:
This virtual choir is the tits:
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.
Who doesn't love watching celebrities resisting arrest?:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Math jokes. Just math jokes.
Submitted by Siafu in the Mirth Canal.
03.22.2010
Finally, a scientific explanation for college:
These are the people you need to punch in the jeans for screwing up your March Madness bracket:
The 10 Greatest NCAA Tourney Buzzer Beaters of All Time:
It was Cheech versus Anderson Cooper (and some comedian) on Jeopardy. Find out who won:
The Most Inappropriate Vanity Plates of All Time:
20 Photos to Make You Smile:
Disney is now taking applications for breast inspector:
Thanks to Donal in the Mirth Canal.
10 Upcoming Directors New Movie Compatibility Test:
Top 10 Things Bosses Love to Hear:
If there's one thing professors hate, it's the fucking Chicken Dance:
T-Pain wants to do reverse cowgirl with you:
One man takes his love for Die Hard to a bafflingly terrible level:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An information overload on the word "Thou."
Submitted by ArthurDent42 in the Mirth Canal.
03.19.2010
Retracting the Ridiculous: The Funniest News Corrections Ever:
The 40 Hottest Alumni of March Madness:
How to survive March Madness:
"Should I use the turnstyle? Or just McTwist the barrier?":
What Mark Zuckerberg will do to your Facebook account when you question his motives:
Have you missed Gladstone? Well check out his latest HBN:
Jetpack Jackass:
This is the time traveling guide Einstein would use if he were still alive:
There is not a woman on this planet sexier than Tina Fey:
10 Actors who Stood Out Like Sore Thumbs in Period Films:
These animals are better at sports than you are:
"Sir there are girls fighting each other over at ORHS." "SHIT! Send everything we have at them!":
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: It's Iowa's largest frying pan.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.
03.17.2010
The Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day:
This will never get old: a Leprechaun sighting in Mobile, AL leads to borderline insane hilarity:
The Most Ridiculous Things Dyed Green For St. Patrick's Day:
Need a guide on which drinks to buy today? Well, here you go:
22 photos of people who clearly hit the sauce too early today:
15 of the Hottest March Madness Fans:
Incredible Hulks have penises, Dora the Explorers have... penises also? What?:
10 Unforgettable TV Series Finales:
This fellow is clearly British:
Today, harmonicas have officially become awesome:
Don't throw your beer cans out today, give them to Lady GaGa:
The 10 Strangest Looking Actresses in Hollywood:
Make sure you swing by the forums to show off how Irish you are:
Thanks to zimmer.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: If Warwick Davis ever comes to your house dressed as the Leprechaun, this is how you defeat him.
Submit your mind-blowing page in the Mirth Canal.
03.15.2010
The Top 10 Outlaw Girlfriends:
The Richest Cartoon Characters Of All Time: Who's Got The Most Cash?:
5 Phone Apps For College:
"Oh yeah, finally gonna see some boobs on ChatRoule- aw, goddamnit.":
Proof that humanity is circling the drain: This woman is attempting to tip the scales at 1,000-pounds. Bonus proof: People are actually paying to watch:
Thanks to Mister Farenheit in the Mirth Canal.
Attack of the FUPA:
A company is making talking headstones. In this day and age, there's no way this could possibly go wrong:
10 Most Cathartic Movie Villain Defeats:
Bananas are about to get ca-razy!:
Here are some tips on how to fill out your NCAA bracket (we've picked Vermont to go all the way this year):
How about a little love for King of the Hill:
Take note: If you plan on wearing a ridiculous costume, also plan on not getting arrested:
25 Atomic Wedgies:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Having trouble figuring out who to go to for sage advice? There's a page for that.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.
03.12.2010
Make-up? Or liar's powder?:
The stinkiest lightsaber duel ever:
The Most Ridiculous Amazon Suggests Of All Time:
10 Awful TV Theme Songs You Can't Get Out of Your Head:
The 10 Greatest Moments in Fat Guy Dancing History:
Monday night wars, part two. Does anyone care about wrestling, still?:
Holy Taco wants to give you a Wii!:
Man, Carl is pissed about the Oscars:
The best paying jobs in America (Infographic):
Pokemon in real life:
Live-action Elmer Fudd versus Bugs Bunny (kind of):
Who'd You Rather?: Oscar Edition:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The zany adventures of Parliament Funkadelic.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.
03.10.2010
Rest in Peace, Corey Haim, you king of vampire slayers:
Did anyone else know that Chuck Norris is 70-years old today?:
4 online activities made obsolete by ChatRoulette:
Top 10 Worst Sucker Punches in Sports History:
20 Reasons Why Dogs Bite Humans:
The Price Is Creepy: Bob Barker's Sexual Harassment Greatest Hits:
9 Former Wussy Actors Turned Badass:
Are you having tons of sex and also have a ton of cash to blow? No? Well check these expensive condom holders out anyway:
We don't care how short these buses are, we'd still ride in them:
Guys, have you ever wondered if, whilst naked, you looked at what you're doing. Now you'll know:
Thanks to JustinFragapane in the Mirth Canal.
The 12 Best Raps From
Some times nature can be really fucking awesome:
Someone needs to teach this police officer the rules of Twister:
Misfortune Cookies:
What's better than sucker punches? Cat fights. Me-ow:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: We're not exactly sure why Phineas Quimby has his own page, but man does that beard rule.
Submitted by Silent Sam in the Mirth Canal.
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03.08.2010
The 7 Lamest Moments From Last Night's Oscars:
Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010:
Have you seen the new Iron Man 2 trailer? No? Feast and salivate:
Your Oscar round-up:
25 Hot Oscar Winners:
Best of the Best Pictures:
11 painful animated gifs:
ChatRoulette, 1200 AD:
"Would you like some condoms in your doggy bag?":
Star Wars in the real world:
Apparently the BBC has its priorities straight:
If you're in Gastonia and thinking about cheeseburgers, watch the fuck out:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Every one whose name was even farted in the bible.
Submitted by MontyPrime in the Mirth Canal.
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03.05.2010
The Movie Maven returns to review March's movies. In a two-piece. And in a hot tub. Why haven't you clicked this yet?:
28 antique robots:
From the writer and director of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus comes Polar Bear Payback:
The Funniest (And Weirdest) Google Ads Of All Time :
The 50 Biggest Screw-Ups in Sports History:
25 photos of incredible lawn art:
Legend of Zelda FML:
Kid Rock and 5 Other Unqualified Fox News Contributors:
A Lego re-creation of New York City:
Stephen Fry has something to say about the Catholic Church:
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.
How the Average American Man Spends His Day:
11 Ways of Looking at Lindsay Lohan's Butt:
More evidence that lawyers can be absolutely despicable:
A review of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Nightrider, dabbaba, threeleaper? What the fuck is going on in this page?
Submitted by ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.
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03.03.2010
The Twitter accounts of your favorite video game characters:
These are the raddest ghetto blasters ever:
This sidewalk art will blow your mind:
If you've ever wondered how dinosaurs bumped uglies, here's your opportunity to find out:
The Force Unleashed: Lego Edition:
Thanks to NavigatorPlus2001 in the Mirth Canal.
10 Revealing Movie Mistakes:
Do epic shit:
The Old Spice dude has some dating advice for you:
A detached penis has gone missing. Godspeed, you brave phallus. Godspeed:
Are you a fattie? Well guess what? It's not good for you:
12 Most Spectacular Villain Deaths:
These kids are really fucking tired:
Is Leryn Franco the hottest athlete ever?:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: the most blazingly idiotic example of a barefaced lie.
Submitted by Logical Penguin in the Mirth Canal.
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03.01.2010
The 10 Best Olympic Moments from Vancouver:
A gallery of figure skaters who look like monsters:
The AS News: Down With Ice Dancing:
26 photos of questionable figure skating moves:
How to fail at curling on the Wii:
The Internet Kama Sutra:
25 Fingers With Funny Faces:
Top 10 Common Etiquette Mistakes:
15 Reasons Why March Will Be Epic for Games:
The official first episode of Axe Cop. Holy shit:
Thanks to Schroeder in the Mirth Canal.
5 Signs You're Getting Old:
These are the women who should play Wonder Woman. At the same time. In our office. Preferably tomorrow:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Apparently, curling is cursed.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.
