Top Picks for July
Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
07.31.2009
An entertainment website attempts to do the impossible:The most important debate our president will ever be involved in:
Thanks to PaleHorse in the Mirth Canal.
How divorces happen in Footloose:
Sarah Palin's tweets read by William Shatner:
In other news, TO does absolutely zero to ensure he doesn't become a walking joke:
Douchebags from Comic-Con:
Your weekly celebrity dish:
These people will regret these purchases the next day:
Merry Christmas!:
The 16 Worst Cartoon Theme Songs of the 80s:
The 11 Best Beers That Will Get You Drunk But Not Fat:
What's going to happen when she finds out Captain Crunch isn't really a captain?:
Thanks to projectjulio in the Mirth Canal.
10 Classic Cult TV Shows:
What your sexual fantasies say about you (furries need not read):
The 10 Best Mighty Boosh Clips:
10 Badass Female JOEs:
Terrible car modifications:
A couple of alternatives to FML: and
80 of the sexiest backs on the planet:
The only flying-V better than Mighty Ducks':
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: 2004 produced a mediocre film and, apparently, a featurable page.
Submitted by Wickbam in the Mirth Canal.
07.28.2009
EA knows how to treat its female employees:Thanks to Doctor Shenanigans in the Mirth Canal.
The real Game Genie:
Lego toys ain't nuthin' to fuck wit:
Michael Jackson to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize:
Meanwhile, his nose has gone missing:
20 Parodies of the Last Supper:
If you don't want to be treated like a girl, maybe you should stop acting like one:
10 Great Nicknames for Sports Stuff in Movies:
Aida Iveliz has child birthing boobs:
Six Funniest Harry Potter Sex Spoofs:
11 Old School Nintendo Tricks Permanently Burned Into Our Brains:
The ultimate Coca-Cola machine:
Thanks to keinkampf in the Mirth Canal.
Which twin is hotter?:
This proves there's at least some good left in the world:
Adult Swim's most awkward Comic-Con moments:
Or find out what the costumed folks at Comic-Con think about things they are highly unqualified to discuss (like sex):
An inside look at Where the Wild Things Are:
Your Comic-Con summary:
How to hit on women: Step 1) Mention her Wikipedia page:
Sexy, scantily clad cosplay girls:
"I'm sorry, what was your name again?":
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Le Petomane, the Master Flatulist.
Submitted by oball in the Mirth Canal.
07.23.2009
They asked the masses what concerns today's man, and here are the results:We'd watch C-SPAN a lot more if American politics were like this:
Thanks to DevlindeSade in the Mirth Canal.
It's only a matter of time before they're blowing up the Statue of Liberty:
Hot chicks working on computers. Is "nerdgasm" a word?:
Kuroshio Sea: The second largest aquarium tank in the world:
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland:
What employers really mean when they turn you down:
Please, sir, can we have some Moya:
Seven Coolest Men's Magazine Ads:
11 Sexy Photos Totally Ruined By People in the Background:
Press conferences never sounded so good:
Thanks to Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.
10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes:
Straight from their lips: Sci-fi guys the ladies at lemondrop would do:
Hookers. Zombies. 'Nuff said:
The most relevant charts and graphs of our time:
Dirty comics by great artists:
Not even the WWE could top this storyline:
The 210 Most Shameful Drunken Shamings:
"The quicker you settle down and smile, the quicker we can throw your suits on the grill for dinner.":
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A disturbing history of human/goat relations.
Submitted by Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick in the Mirth Canal.
07.21.2009
A special message from MCA of the Beastie Boys:Big wiener proves too much to handle for 22-year-old female:
Thanks to Cracked_User in the Mirth Canal.
Sprite: Just like suckin' dick:
The Venetian's bathroom doesn't compare to Conan's:
10 Things Hugh Hefner Probably Says Before Having Sex:
Lady Leanne shows us how to wear the Borat bathing suit:
Ben Stiller really loves dolphins:
Six Funniest Dirty Jokes From Dustin Hoffman:
HOLY SHIT OUR EYES:
Thanks to BattleKitten in the Mirth Canal.
10 Surprising Guests On Reno 911:
Poke a dead body down the river:
Ducks are the village idiots of the Animal Kingdom, apparently:
The greatest non-nude scenes of all time:
Introducing the tandem boob-press:
In the year 2000, Michael Jackson will become Lando Calrissian:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Why your glue might not be working.
07.14.2009
17 Worst Haircuts in the Ottoman Empire:Glenn Beck loses his shit on-air:
Thanks to Siebenstein in the Mirth Canal.
How did this guy lose to Luke Skywalker with moves like that?:
The infamous Michael Jackson Pepsi blunder:
Gillian Leigh wears bras, shirts, hay, women:
How To Pick Your Meat (for men and women):
Woman tweets during bank robbery; doesn't call police:
Thanks to ninja in the Mirth Canal.
Hmm... maybe there's something in a meatless, furless lifestyle:
The Legend of Old Gregg:
When frat boy antics meets Animal Planet:
No longer is porn only for those of us who can see:
77 Homemaking Hotties:
What the fuck is going on in this commercial? (warning: may cause seizures):
Four Actors That Should Be Playing Spider-Man Villains:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Everything you wanted to know about Jughead's hat and more.
07.14.2009
Some guy with famous people:Thanks to Doctor Shenanigans in the Mirth Canal.
You just got served Kim Jong-il:
Conando to the rescue!:
More sand-bras with Christy West! Featuring less sand:
How To Read Faces (if you win the WSOP you owe us half the earnings):
Amazing short film:
Thanks to The Furlinator in the Mirth Canal.
UFC fighter gives an interviewer a piece of his mind (by mind we mean dry-humping):
Twirl and Hurl 2:
Redneck bottle opener:
Put a baby picture in your wallet (even if the child isn't yours):
It might be time to take up biking:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Moves that will turn you into Hulk Hogan (minus the steroids).
07.10.2009
Michael Jackson will not be returning as a zombie:Thanks to Honest Abe in the Mirth Canal.
Saving Private Ryan on a $100 budget:
Is thi... Is this what babies do?:
Erica Underwood is giving us not-so-under-wood... she's hot:
Britney Spears to join the ranks of Amy Winehouse, Billy Joel and Gene Simmons (and not for rampant substance abuse):
Absolutely incredible music video:
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
Top 10 Trashiest Quotes from Strangers with Candy:
Family Guy's best side-characters:
Get you some, Obama:
Merriam-Webster adds some more words. The rest of the world goes on blissfully unaware:
Sixty Sexy Tube Sock Girls:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Einstein's first wife (the one who wasn't his cousin).
07.07.2009
Australians sure are whacky:Thanks to HyperGlavin in the Mirth Canal.
The ultimate atomic wedgie:
15 Creepy Vintage Ads
Drink up. The beer belly is a myth.
Turns out the Mexicans are trying to keep us out:
In these times of economic hardship, please do what you can to help:
More sand undergarments with Carin Ashley:
5 Lies All Women Tell:
Great Moments in Sexy Celebrities With Food in Their Mouths:
To cheap to get your hair cut? Try this:
Thanks to tlcfasho in the Mirth Canal.
The Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit:
Zombies and hookers as one (try not to soil yourself):
Dry humping to Blur? Really?:
Megan Fox as a cheerleader and that chick from Heroes kissing another chick. What more could you ask for?:
The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: More than you would ever care to know about chamber music.
07.03.2009
Thanks to yugosakimi in the Mirth Canal.
Squirrels don't only live in trees:
An argument between tattoos:
Aylen Alvarez shows us her sand bra:
Top 10: Things You Never Say to a Woman:
When golf and hot chicks become one, magic happens:
10 Most Awkward High School Yearbook Photos Of Heavy Metal Stars.
French people never cease to baffle us:
Thanks to BattleKitten in the Mirth Canal.
10 National Anthem Performances We Wish Could be Taken Back.
Pornstar or Pop Star? (Likely NSFW):
Dirty Squidbilly sex:
A short film by Pixar:
10 Muppets That Should Have Warped Us
Sexy and patriotic (Happy Fourth of July!):
A guide to not fucking up your fireworks display this weekend:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Red headed people!
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