The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are.
As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it.
Eminem: "Don't Push Me"
The Lyric:
"Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, Im'ma a start laying any of these motherfucking cocksuckers."
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What He's Probably Saying: "No joke, my patience is exhausted and now I'm gonna start shooting people." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Seriously, I'm gonna start having sex with dudes." |
50 Cent: "Gun Runners"
The Lyric:
Man on phone: "I got beef, I wanna see what you got, and if I like it I'll cop".
50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!"
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What He's Probably Saying: Man on phone: "I have a conflict, I'd like to see your guns, if I like them I'll buy." 50 Cent: "Damn man you got problems!" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: Man on phone: "I'm well-endowed, I'd like to see if you are also, if you are we'll engage in sex." 50 Cent: "Damn, man. You're sexy!" |
Ice-T: "I Love Ladies"
The Lyric:
"But don't get me wrong, most fellas do rock."
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What He's Probably Saying: "Dudes are cool, but when it comes to sex, I love ladies." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Don't get me wrong, I will bang a guy, too." |
Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek: "Coming of Age"
Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'"
MB: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin'."
Jay-Z: "Ha ha! I like your style!"
MB: "Nah, I like YO style!"
Jay-Z: "Let's drive around awhile".
MB: "Cool, nigga."
Jay-Z: "Here's a thou!"
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What He's Probably Saying: "I like you, you should sell crack for me. Here's a sign-on bonus!" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Hey fella, I've had my eye on you for awhile, I like how you look in those baggy jeans. Let's go park somewhere and have sex. I'll even pay you!" |
Nas: "One Love"
"But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece."
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What He's Probably Saying: "Hey, I heard you stabbed somebody because they wouldn't let you talk on the phone." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Hey, I heard you gave a dude with a pet ox a blow job so he'd let you use the phone." |
Black Moon: "Ack Like U Want It"
"I get paid to rip, step aside, Im'ma blow you."
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What He's Probably Saying: "I get paid to be awesome, now get out of my way before I shoot you." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Relax, I do this for a living, move a little to the left so I can give you oral sex." |
DJ Quik: "Dollaz + Sense"
"Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho."
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What He's Probably Saying: "I'm so much of a badass, you're basically a woman in my presence, so I'm gonna make you blow me." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "I've never done this before, you know, let a guy put my junk in his mouth. This is my first time. You little trick-ass ho." |
Black Rob: "Whoa!"
"Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"
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What He's Probably Saying: "So this chick was blowing me right, next thing I know she starts putting her finger near my ass and I'm all like WHOA!!" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "So I'm in this room with a guy and his girlfriend, right? One thing leads to another, next thing I know, the chick is blowing me, I'm about to put my finger in dude's ass, and I'm like ... whoa! This is awesome!" |
50 Cent, Part 2: "Piggy Bank"
"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."
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What He's Probably Saying: "Dude, bring me some condoms, I'm gonna nail this chick, I'm in room 203." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Dude, fuck it, let's have sex, bring condoms, I'm in room 203." |
2Pac: "If My Homie Calls"
"Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee."
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What He's Probably Saying: "I've known you since you were knee-high to a cricket!" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Ever since we were young, we've engaged in fellatio." |
50 Cent, Part 3: "Ryder Music"
"I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick."
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What He's Probably Saying: "People call me homophobic, but it's not true. In fact, when I go back to my old neighborhood, all kinds of dudes are on my dick. Ha ha! See what I did there? On my dick. Homophobic. Get it?" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "I'm not homophobic, in fact, I still have sex with several guys from my old neighborhood." |
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