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Aren't banner ads awesome? Go ahead, click on a few over there. We'll wait. But, unfortunately, a few bad apples have given the industry a bad name by being just a little misleading in their promises that hot singles and easy money are just a click away. What would banner ads look like in a world where they were required to tell the honest truth? We offered a prize to whoever has the Photoshop skills to show us. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:
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Classics!!!
LOL!
f*****g Annoying!! Arrg!!!
Firefox with no-script and Adplus
Add a host file too
bam done son
Monster.com is full of s**t, but it's not nearly as pretentious as ladders.com (or its initial ads). If you want a real job-search site with reasonable starter requirements, I recommend snagajob.com.
Some of these really reveal a lot of our inner insecurities.
This is possibly the most truthful Cracked article I've evefr read.
FYI, fellow aspies, I wrote what I did in that Monster banner because I felt that was what Monster.com would be saying to *me* if it were a more truthful website. One's personal tragedies sometimes provide the best material for some of the most crowd-pleasing comedies, I've noticed...
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That's not how you do a bench press =P
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The sad thing is is that the Monster one? Pretty much true. D:< I just got out of high-school! These "entry-level" jobs that require ten years of experience and a PHD in table-waiting aren't entry-level at all!
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I love you Cracked, I do. But I found the Monster one not funny and really insulting. I realize it's just the reaction you guys are looking for to make fun of, but Jesus Christ, I wonder how many Aspergers' people really do read this site. Otherwise, I love it.
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i had a nice hearty lol.
Hey guys! Hasn’t Reebok been the coolest since really long. I heard about their new range. Checked it out on http://www.reebokhexride.com/?um=11 Cool stuff.
Hey, you guys like tributes? What if it's your exact content and they don't credit you? Cuz, uh... http://www.uphaa.com/blog/index.php/fun-ads/
Really? didn't read the Cracked article about the misconceptions dumbasses make concerning the meaning of words.. Irony is not a funny coincidence
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I got endless amusement from reading these. I almost pee'd myself to be completely honest.