HOW TO PLAY
1. Grab a drink and gather round the computer monitor with your friends!
2. Take turns going through each other's Facebook Profiles!
3. Get shitfaced!
4. Try not to send rambling, incoherent messages to every girl you had a crush on in high school.
PROFILE PICTURE
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Take 1 DRINK if your profile picture
is a blank expression looking away from the camera |
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Take 2 DRINKS if your profile
picture is you when you were a cute little baby |
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Take 3 DRINKS if your profile
picture is a blank expression looking away from the camera when you
were a cute little baby |
BONUS: Do a chaser if your photo is also an artsy black
and white shot or taken in front of a famous landmark like the Eiffel
Tower or Golden Gate Bridge
FRIENDS LIST
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Take 1 DRINK if your Friends
List has someone on it who you don't know and have never talked to,
but you don't want to delete them because you're not sure if they'll
find out |
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Take 2 DRINKS if your Friends
List has a platonic friend jokingly listed as 'You hooked up once' |
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Take 3 DRINKS if your Friends
List has someone on it who stifles your entire Facebook existence,
such as your an ex-girlfriend, your boss, or your real-life mom or
dad |
BONUS: Do a chaser if your mom or dad is listed as
'You hooked up once'
PHOTOS
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Take 1 DRINK if you have
posted a Photo Gallery called 'Random' or 'Misc' |
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Take 2 DRINKS if you have
jokingly tagged an inanimate object in one of your photos with something
like "Chair Darrell puked on" |
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Take 3 DRINKS if you have
ever posted an as-big-as-possible 60-photo album covering one three-hour
night out with your friends |
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever removed a tag of yourself
from a picture and silently prayed nobody saw that old picture of you
with glasses, man-boobs, and a side-part
GROUPS
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Take 1 DRINK if you're in
a charity group such as "For every 1000 people who join this group,
I will donate $1 towards finding a cure for traffic jams" |
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Take 2 DRINKS if you're in
a group for graduates of your elementary school, but you don't know
anybody else in the group and whenever you visit the page you just
get depressed |
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Take 3 DRINKS if you're in
a group dedicated to bringing somebody else onto Facebook such as
"Jessica Durk, get on Facebook already bitch!!!" |
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever created any of the
above groups
PERSONAL INFO
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Take 1 DRINK if you have
posted a quote from Yoda |
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Take 2 DRINKS if you have
posted a quote from Napoleon Dynamite |
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Take 3 DRINKS if you have
posted a quote from Nietzsche |
BONUS: Do a chaser if you have a quote from yourself
FACEBOOK HABITS
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Take 1 DRINK if you've ever
written "Wow! Never thought you'd join Facebook!"
on someone's wall |
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Take 2 DRINKS if you've ever
felt guilty when reading a lengthy Wall-To-Wall conversation between
two people who are better friends with each other than they are with
you |
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Take 3 DRINKS if you've ever checked the size of someone's
friends list and felt superior that yours was bigger |
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever checked the size of
someone's friends list and felt indignant that theirs was bigger, thinking
to yourself, "Well ... they probably add people they don't even know!
Nobody has that many friends!"
